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http://www.burybob.com/

Bury Bob's website was only the second one I had ever put together....Bob came up with a very bright design with 12 buttons to take you to obscurely named pages. Although it looked great,

No one stayed for more than 30 seconds. I think the bright orange header may have been responsible for that

 Well a lot has happened to the site and indeed to Bob in the last three years.

 3 months ago he had major heart surgery and we all held our breath. We needn't have worried within a month of getting out of hospital Bob was back in London picking up where he had had to leave off the previous winter, due to his health.

 With the help of some of the big boys he managed to get seen at a few places and will be turning up with various people around the Edinburgh Festival.

 His stand up act has developed really well and already some of the old timers are shaking their heads at how he manages to progress so quickly.

What they don't know is that Bob has been studying comedy for most of his adult life. He was never satisfied just being a fan...He had to know what made a comedian funny. He studied the greats from Morecambe and Wise to George Carlin, taking in what made them different yet still funny.

 The videos on the site were shot without a script or any idea where he was going to end up and it shows at times. I am in the process of editing some samples for the front page carascelle so you can get a 3 minute taste of each one. Currently Kenny and Terry Bull are samples, the rest will soon follow.

 This site was originally very text driven as Bob loves to write, but I have stripped all the text away and made it almost text less, apart from the instructions.

 This site has been neglected for a year but it has still been getting 1500 visits a month. I am hoping to double that now that I am taking an interest in it again.

 It was interesting to look at the figures last weekend, when he was doing gigs....on Sunday the numbers were double what they had been for a while and continued to stay up for days after as people shared the link.

 Well, I await your opinion on how you found the site both aesthetically and practically.

 If you could leave your comments here I would be most grateful.

 Ian

http://burybob.thegoddessprinciple.com/index.html

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After taking the unheard of step of having a year off, to: 
               ''see what it was like to be dead'' 

people seemed to think that Manchester stand up Bury Bob, would have a hard time breaking back into the comedy circuit here on planet earth.

It seems nothing could be

further from the truth.

Well, I suppose the only way

really was up from there.

But death has really been good for him...He's much calmer and doesn't upset people anything like as much....yes all in all being dead is the best thing that ever happened to him.


He's on a full grease diet again, to get his weight back up to a healthy 15 stone and is doing as little exercise as possible so he 
can develop that well rounded look.

(Nervous cough) We're planning to do a video of him live this month too ....a fan club gathering ......hopefully some of his playpen pals will be there too and we can make a night of it.

More on that later but it should be a fun night and between my camcorder and Bob's phone we will catch the action in HD.
http://www.burybob.com
http://www.burybob.com/blog

Uncle Joe Reveals the truth about living with the ex-dead Bob.

He's gone through a bit of a personality change since he's come back among us again....he keeps banging on about saving us from our sins and shit like that.

I don't know about you, but I don't want saving from my sins thank you very much. I quite l like my sins and there's a message in there if you care to look....my sin' ergo nobody else's bloody business.......(awkward silence ....sound of pin dropping.)

"Well it looks like our boy Bury Bob is going to be knocking them dead in  London again this weekend ...well Kent actually....it's still gonna be full of southerners so it doesn't make much difference does it?  He'll probably be fightin' a few of 'em anyway. Bloody Southerners." from the Bury Times.

Bob's got some new playmates and he's going to be rocking the joint. whatever that means ....he just told me to write that ...make him sound hip or something. Well if he wants to talk about hips , I've got a whole afternoon spare tomorrow and we can watch the video of my operation......(another awkward silence....sound of pin being pushed into eyeball.)

Sooooo...., if you are in Kent on Saturday night near Bromley Rugby Club I advise you to avoid anywhere that is showing a poster of BB and his cronies. 

If you go and find yourself becoming a fan then don't say you weren't warned of the danger.


Check out Bury Bobs Moanalogs

Ahhh! It's hard being a teenager these days isnt it ....Chill

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Im gonna start tweeting ...tweet tweet I go, like the little songbird I am ....Tweet Tweet ....please listen to my innane drivle likelikelike  love me please or I'll kill myself....likelikelikelike pleeeeeeeeaaaasssseee like me....

Ahhh! It's hard being a teenager these days isnt it ....Chill

A letter to Elizabeth of the Not so United Kingdom

As Britain sinks beneath the waves we once ruled and the entrenched classes continue to hang onto 90% of the wealth, it would seem time for a change.

The last time there was such a divide between the haves and have nots was in the 1640's. when Charles I thought he was appointed by God and ignored the people he ruled. Apparently,  God didn't agree and Charles ended up having his head chopped off because of his lack of being in touch with reality.

I am not suggesting that we chop Elizabeth's head off, but I do believe it is time that she and her family realised what century they are living in.In case you hadn't noticed guys there are no longer serfs treading the dung into your fields, although to see how your clan behave it would seem that is what you still believe should be the case.

While ''Your People'' (your words not mine) slowly slip down the hill of debt and degradation and your country disappears beneath the waves, you cling to your wealth with a grip of iron.

I am not expecting you to live in a council house like Sue Townsend wrote. I'm not asking that you be dethroned.....all I'm asking is that you chip in. Pay tax on your real earnings....not just the 2 to 3 million you claim as earnings... you are worth officially 420 million, but that doesn't include all the palaces and stuff in them...no...they belong to us apparently. Maybe I was out that day but I never got my door keys for Buck House.

Under your many palaces are strongrooms filled with precious objects that were given to you and your ancestors as heads of state...not for your personal use. 

Everyday we are told that we must tighten our belts and give up just a little bit more for another few years to repair an economy broken by the ruling class yet I don't see any evidence of the ruling class tightening their belts

Well guys it has come the time to route in the cellars and sell off some of those objects that belong to the country. I am sure that we could pay off the 80 billion we still owe and make the UK debt free overnight.

Imagine if we didn't have to service that massive debt. But, of course its those same people who hold the debt and they are being paid obscene amounts of interest on that debt, so why would they want it cleared.

All the current woes are being blamed on the money we owe. Well I'm paying back my debts myself. No one has stepped in and said its ok your too rich to pay tax or have any kind of financial input to the country you rule.;

I realise this is a simplistic answer but all that treasure belongs to the country maybe, instead of walking round the bank of England's vaults and making snide comments about there not being much gold left, you should walk around your treasure vaults and think not what my country can do for me, but what I can do for my country...ma am.

I realise that I am talking to myself and even people who bother to read this far will be saying ...''Yeah , but what can you do?''

Well for a start we can all send a letter to Buck palace and 10 Downing Street suggesting that we sell off all the stuff hidden in those cellars...or put it all on display so that we the people can at least see what we own.

But of course if you did that you truly would have a revolution on your hands, when people saw what you were hoarding.

If anyone would like to explain to me why we can't sell this stuff off now we need it then I would love to hear from you. I am not getting into a republican debate here, I just want to know why we...the poor people....have to suffer when our queen is hiding the answer to our problems in her vaults.

If she won't let the country sell it then it can only be considered to belong to her and be included in her next tax return and maybe we can get some use out of it that way.

After all 2 generations ago you were a German speaking family with no realistic right for being rulers of the United Kingdom. Your claim was based on being the nearest family to the already disgraced Stuarts....but we don;t talk about that do we....lets make this the last generation of hangers on and maybe this country stands a chance of getting on it's feet.

Your humble servant ma am
Ian Jameson

Here are some of the places Liz and her pals can hang out at our expense.

Residence	Location	Member(s)
[edit]State-owned
Buckingham Palace	London	The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh, The Yorks, The Wessexes
Clarence House	London	The Waleses[N 1]
Kensington Palace	London	The Cambridges, The Gloucesters, Prince and Princess Michael, Prince Harry (also an Historic Royal Palace)
Wren House	Kensington Palace, London	The Kents
St James's Palace	London	The Princess Royal, Sir Timothy Laurence, Princess Alexandra
Windsor Castle	Windsor, Berkshire	Various
Palace of Holyroodhouse	Edinburgh	Various
Hillsborough Castle	County Down, Northern Ireland	Various
[edit]Crown Estate leases
The Royal Lodge	Windsor, Berkshire	The Yorks
Bagshot Park	Surrey	The Wessexes
Thatched House Lodge	Richmond, Surrey	Princess Alexandra
Barnwell Manor	Barnwell, Northamptonshire	The Gloucesters
[edit]Privately owned
Gatcombe Park	Minchinhampton, Gloucestershire	The Princess Royal
Sandringham House	Norfolk	The Queen (inherited)
Balmoral Castle	Aberdeenshire	The Queen (inherited)
Craigowan Lodge	Balmoral, Aberdeenshire	The Queen (inherited)
Delnadamph Lodge	Balmoral, Aberdeenshire	The Queen (inherited)
Highgrove House	Gloucestershire	The Waleses (owned by Duchy of Cornwall)
Birkhall House	Balmoral, Aberdeenshire	The Rothesays
Llwynywermod	Myddfai, Llandovery, Carmarthenshire	The Waleses (owned by Duchy of Cornwall)
Tamarisk	Isles of Scilly	The Cornwalls

[edit]Former royal residences

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The trouble with porn on the internet is..........what?

I have just spent the last year watching a a friend of mine grow from a shrivelled defeated urchin to a Bodecian warrior woman, sword and shield at the ready.....(I always hide the blue paint when she comes round.)
Lindsay McKinnon came out of a ruinous three year relationship with a porn addict not as a victim or a surviver but as a celtic goddess ready to rid the planet of porn addiction and if necessary it's causes.
Her new Ebook ''You want me to do WHAT with that?! The Life Expectancy of a Relationship wih a Porn Addict'', which is published this month is not only filled with facts and figures and places to get help with porn addiction issues, Lindsay also adds her personal perspecive and usually wrapped it in her dry Liverpool wit.
This book is a great read and designed with the PTSD sufferer in mind......many partners of porn addicts are treated for the symptoms of this disorder......it's easy on the eye and lots of funny images to break up the text, more magazine than book at times.
She manages to give the book a narative, she wrote it as she herself repaired....and the growth can be heard in the voice of the writer as the book progresses.
When you see figures like 50% of men have a problem with porn in one form or another you begin to realise this is a massive problen not just in the UK but even in the third world.


I wartched a BBC documentary where a bunch of African guys are sat around in a mud hut watching American porn and talking about how they go out into the village after and find women to reenact what they have been watching. Rape in other words.
The days when guys would treasure a penthouse magazinne for that pic that really turned him on are gone.
Now we require a million pixels per mille second to get a similar rush. Familiarity really does breed contempt. The porn addict rages at the screen but has nothing to give a real flesh and blood woman.
The partner of the porn addict ragesat at the wall in a society that sees her partner's adiction as ''a bit of fun''.


That ''Bit of fun'' ruins thousands of lives every year and it's getting worse.........The Government have realised there's a problem..thus the new measures to stop porn at source. This would remove quite a lot of vunerable people out of the direct firing line.
The first thing I heard when this was announced was the civil liberties cry....well sorry I don't think allowing kids access to snuff sex movies is something that comes into the civil liberties arena.
If someone wants access to porn then really it's not such a big thing to expect them to have to ask for it. In hotels you have to ask for access to the porn channels so why not on the porn internet channels. We need to seperate this market off from mainstream traffic. It can still be there for people who see it as a freeedom thing..but don't come complaining if your kids see a baby being eaten live.


We need to decide as a society, if images of what ,only a few short years ago , would have been call perverted, are really appropriate for young boys and girls to learn their sexual vocabulary from.

I am not trying to supress anthing or anyone I just think if you would'nt want your kids to see something, then really the choice should be to turn the porn on ...rather than as it is now where you have to turn it off. It's one question on the sign in stage and it's done. Just cos you want access doent mean there's something wrong with you... it just means that you are taking responsibility for policing the internet use in your household.

It's time we started talking about the elephant in the room and Lindsay's book is a very good conversation starter.

Check out her podcasts with experts in the field of porn addiction on the Chatting with Lindsay page of her website www. dontrewrdbadbehaviour.com

Alternative comedy is coming back to life.

When I was young people judged how 'long in the tooth' they were getting, by measuring themselves against how young policemen looked.

These days you don't see many policemen on the beat so I've started using a different criteria....

stand up comedians.

I don't remember in the early days of alternative comedy anybody talking about their mother, other than in how she had been a suffocating influence in their lives.

The other night I was watching some guy...don't ask me his name they all look the same to me....and he was talking about how his mum was having trouble with understanding a computer....really radical I thought and switched off.

One of the few shining lights in the darkness is Lee Nelson who shows us how to work a crowd, be cheeky, get a couple of subliminal messages across and leave. A real pro who has obviously paid his dues in lots of different venues and appeals to all ages and races apparently.

Unfortunately, the rest of the comedy scene in the UK seems to be bereft of original talent.

Soon Manchester youtube funny man Bury Bob will be taking his internet comedy into the live comedy club environment. He has been working hard on the act trying to find an mood that is both original and approachable. Expect to see him out there in the Manchester comedy clubs in September 2011.

In the meantime he has released his latest video ''Granddad's Sausage''

and it's causing a bit of a stir... check it out here